A compendium of thoughts, pictures and speculations based entirely upon real life experiences. All of this through the eyes of a nineteen year old english student with a penchant for the unusual. He also bears a uncanny resemblance to certain members of the crow family. End.
Showing posts with label I swear my best friends black. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I swear my best friends black. Show all posts
Alright, now that i'm 100% sure that the test worked I'll acually blog something of importance. Recently I purchased a face mask from boots (I am fully aware of the homosexuality of this purchase) and decided to apply it the following morning. The mask felt refreshing and the added cocoa butter smelt really good, so ends the pro's of this product.
The con's follow...
I resemble the classic "Mammeeee, mammeeee," hotel entertainers of 1930's fame. Score.
John was loving it, I secretly think that he's imagined me black in one of his dreams. Also I do not have an explanation for the underlined text at the top. Love it, embrace it, its a way of life.
What can be said of myself? I enjoy long pointless narratives which center round both the mental and physical repercussions of modern warfare. I also indulge in the odd glass of merlot (dependant on the year). Simple minds love simplicity.